The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!