The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Reverse Pooping

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!