The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!