The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!