The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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black people

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!