The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to see through bones.

the power to be phone

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The Power of cheese

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to predict the past.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to do NOTHING!

The power to be HUMAN

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to know WTF is going on

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!