The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to die

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Facebook.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!