The power to time travel to the present.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!