The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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black people

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!