The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!