ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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vomitspit

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to do your homework.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!