Laser pointer vision.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to die if you think

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!