The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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LIME

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!