The power to be blind

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to be justin bieber

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to have no powers

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to speak in morse code

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Invisible handwriting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!