the power to win the crying game

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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NMR Vision

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to command watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!