The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to die at will

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!