The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to see through water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!