the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to see through air.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!