The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

Death at will

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to sing but your mute

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

the power to shit shards of glass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!