the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!