The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!