the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!