The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to see into the present

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!