The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to die....

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!