The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!