The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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Farting at will

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!