The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to lick your own tongue

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Menstrual blood bending!

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to fart snot

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!