the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Poop

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to be your self

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!