The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Smoke vision

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meh.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!