Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Balls.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to fly indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!