ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the ability to darken darkness

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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Smoke vision

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!