The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Death at will

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!