The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of minding your own business

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!