The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to write on this website

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!