the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to vote

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!