A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the power of being republican

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the power to smell like feet

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power to speak morse code .

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!