the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Retractable teeth

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to pee any color

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!