- Pointless Super Powers

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to eat edible things.

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

The power to only tell the truth

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to go part way through walls

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to get thumbs down.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

The power to eat food

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

Balls.

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

The power to turn load noises into cake

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!