The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!