the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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vomitspit

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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Steel kidneys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!