The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to bleed

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!