The power to liquify yourself.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to die....

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to lick your own back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!