Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to bleed

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to do totally nothing

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!