The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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vomitspit

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!