The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to make to much coffee

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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power to breathe

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!