The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!