the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!