the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!