The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!