The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!