The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to shit on command.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!