The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!