The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!