the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!