the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!