The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to see stuff

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to troll the Internet.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!