The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!