The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!