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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The Power of cheese

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!