The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Batman

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!