the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!