The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to shit on command.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Poop

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!