The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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ikawlhan forever

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to die

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!