The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power of love

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!